Me: makin my way downtown
Me: walking fast
My ED: black coffee has 2-5 calories in a cup so you’re not technically fasting
Me: walking faster
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*it starts raining*
me: yes
*lighting appears*
me: yES
*thunders explode*
me: YES
*raining intensifies*
me: YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS
me to my significant other: you should watch this show
s/o: yeah maybe
me: let me rephrase that, if you value this relationship-
me, lonely as shit: i’m lonely as shit
anyone: hey do you want to hang out m-
me, exhausted suddenly: no
me: *is super motivated to do a thing*
literally one second: *passes*
me: *is no longer interested in the thing at all*
me: *is left alone with my thoughts for more than two seconds*
me: the suffering begins
person: OMG YOU DIDN’T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
me: nope
person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
me: boli te kurac
понякога и така се налага
me looking at photos other people took of me: Who is this incredibly awful person? This bridge goblin? Who let this happen
